No other poet taking on such issues
as the maligned toilet paper tissues.
A shitty subject for poetic affairs
and urgent personal hygienic care.
The world is filled with many asses:
Fat, small, skinny… a lot of asses.
that demand soft white fluffy paper
and too, mountains of baby diapers.
Rivers polluted and forests cleared
to keep our asses squeaky cleaned
Bedouins used water and sand.
Ouch, is what I say to that plan
Toshiba has a high tech scrubber,
tushy clean rubba- a- dub dubber.
Or soap, water and rag is a way
to keep it tidy each & every day
Save the planet! Raise your voice!
Bend on over & make a choice!
Save the rain forest! Save your ass!
If truly organic, wipe it with grass.
Recycled toilet paper if you will
To give your bung- hole a thrill
Or follow the four fold tush rule
to be truly environmentally cool
Wipe, fold, wipe, fold & again.
Wipe fold, wipe, fold & again.
At last put your ass on the line
An indelicate issue not so refined
Save our water, planet, and trees.
Save your ass too if you please.
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